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Some Observations During Quarantine

4/10/2020

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  • Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
  • I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
  • I need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator.
  • Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
  • PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
  • Home-schooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
  • I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks, we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
  • This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
  • So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
  • Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
  • My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
  • Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
  • I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
  • I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to ‘’Puerto Backyarda’’.   I'm getting tired of ‘’Los Livingroom’’.
  • Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
  • Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said: "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
  • Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under….
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9/18/2020 04:12:38 am

This is really brilliant and hilarious. I actually laughed so hard on those sentences I can totally relate with. I was also able to observe some great things during this quarantine and I believe I should also write them down just like what you did. I am not sure if I will also share the list but I guess I will let my sisters know about it so that they can also write down their own observations. I am also planning to make a list of the realizations and lessons I've learned during quarantine because I believe this will help me in the future. Anyway, thank you for making my day. I am so happy I was able to read your list.

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